List of complaints
1. the groundhog that's moved in under the deck makes faces at me at the back window.
2. the groundhog (Piggy)has cancelled the chipmunk channel, apparently scaring them off.
3. it stinks . . . either it's Piggy or the mice that moved into the jacuzzi mechanical area and have been discovered and KICKED OUT this week.
4. Chester has found a way to guard BOTH food & water stations at the same time.
5. nobody is around during the day to play stick and string.
6. I haven't seen sardines on the menu in MONTHS!
7. mom keeps calling me fat, and I'm not fat! I'm . . . big boned.
8. dad doesn't take me to Hawaii
9. dad has been reading at night and I don't like what he's reading and he doesn't read it out loud and he claims to "not have room on my lap for you right now, Dougal."
10. sometimes dad closes the door on me when he's reading. He says I'm needy and bug him.
11. I want to work on the election, but mom says they don't need black cats. That some people view black cats as unlucky. . . . my feelings are hurt. I'm sure that if I went door to door that people would invite me in and give me treats. They wouldn't slam the door in my face!
12. It's time to update my wardrobe and no one seems to care. This red collar is nice, but it is SO 2007 . . .
13. . . . . I'm bored . . . . nobody to play with during the day. Bored Bored Bored.
14. mom cancelled my credit card . . . no more ordering cat calendars and sardine pizzas off the internet.
15. mid-term grades are coming out and I'm afraid mom and dad are going to be disappointed with me.
Yikes
2. the groundhog (Piggy)has cancelled the chipmunk channel, apparently scaring them off.
3. it stinks . . . either it's Piggy or the mice that moved into the jacuzzi mechanical area and have been discovered and KICKED OUT this week.
4. Chester has found a way to guard BOTH food & water stations at the same time.
5. nobody is around during the day to play stick and string.
6. I haven't seen sardines on the menu in MONTHS!
7. mom keeps calling me fat, and I'm not fat! I'm . . . big boned.
8. dad doesn't take me to Hawaii
9. dad has been reading at night and I don't like what he's reading and he doesn't read it out loud and he claims to "not have room on my lap for you right now, Dougal."
10. sometimes dad closes the door on me when he's reading. He says I'm needy and bug him.
11. I want to work on the election, but mom says they don't need black cats. That some people view black cats as unlucky. . . . my feelings are hurt. I'm sure that if I went door to door that people would invite me in and give me treats. They wouldn't slam the door in my face!
12. It's time to update my wardrobe and no one seems to care. This red collar is nice, but it is SO 2007 . . .
13. . . . . I'm bored . . . . nobody to play with during the day. Bored Bored Bored.
14. mom cancelled my credit card . . . no more ordering cat calendars and sardine pizzas off the internet.
15. mid-term grades are coming out and I'm afraid mom and dad are going to be disappointed with me.
Yikes
posted by Kittenz at 7:41 AM
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