WIERD Wednesday

Ohhhhhhh
My skin is still tingling.

This morning I looked outside and DARN IT! that other black cat was out there again. It totally freaks me out. I can't STAND that black cat. She comes up to the windows and looks in then saunters away. I just HATE it that she runs around all over our yard like it's hers . . . and she's not very nice. She never says hello.

I . . . said some bad words to her.

My brothers came over to look at me--they couldnt' BEElieve what I'd said to that outdoor black cat.

I'm kind of embarassed too.

I didn't know I even KNEW those words.

My heart is still racing . . . I don't feel good. I should probably go throw up somewhere now.

Black Tuesday

I love Black Tuesday. It's the best day of the month. Black cats do very well on black days like this. We're handsome and charming and we just smile for the cameras and everyone loves us.

I so enjoy being a cat. Especially a cat with 9 lives!

Lazy Sunday

I really enjoy having people hold me and carry me and tell me I'm wonderful. Thanks Jon. I love you too.

How dare you wake me up!

Mom and Dad went out last night. It was late and so we thought they weren't coming back before morning. But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . they come in around 1:30 in the morning and they have JON with them.

I thought I was dreaming at first and it really freaked me out.

I've since realized that Jon is really here. It wasn't a dream.

But still no sardines.

Eddie practicing for Cirque du Soleil

I have a new PenPal

His name is Eddie.

All you need is love

And Kingdom Hearts

Cat casting

Movie review:

While I don't do this a lot . . . I simply must tell you . . . Pride and Prejudice is a great movie. Even if there are no cats.

A pig yes.
horses--of course.

No cats.

What is up with that?

Singin' cat songs at the top of my lungs

The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.




Why won't they open the bedroom door when I knock?

Ninja Cat poem

I am the invincible cat of darkness!
I come screaming out of the jet black night
Running so fast you think it is your heart racing
But no
It is I
The amazing
The incredible
The fantastically four footed
Fleet of feet
Powerful cat-o-destiny
I shall triumph in any battle
I am ninja
I am shadow
I am cat!

Where have all the heroes gone?

We don't need another hero.

We just need a life beyond Thunderdome.

Socrates Homework

"Every man has three characters: That which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has."--phonse Karr

"Every man has a reason for doing something. And then he also has the REAL reason."

Cats are different.
We are mystical and magical.

We are impulsive and thoughtful.

I LOVE being a cat. It is the very best thing to be. Period.

Second thoughts

Oh.

Mom says cats aren't allowed to run for office.

That hardly seems fair.

Of course I'm not allowed to cross the street, so that would have been a problem anyway.

A tribute to a certain politician

I do not like politicians.

Especially lying, conniving, back stabbing, smiling in your face--temper tantrum in the next room weasles.

Weasles are annoying.

They take up space.

They're breathing my air.

They're after my kibble.

Damn weasles.

What weasles forget is . . . I can vote. I can run for office. I can insure he's a one term blip on the landscape.

Idiot weasle.

Slimey slimey conniving rotten to the core, no redeeming features--WEASLE!