Let's get global

I have been sitting in on Dad's talking stick meetings and realized yesterday that some of these people are in other countries.

I think I am the only cat that regularly attends global teleconferences with Germany, Korea, Brazil and Australia.

happy cats

I love mom.
She gives really nice pets.
She told me I am very handsome today.
I purred in her ear.
Whispering good wishes.
Because that's what happy cats do.

Dad's in Korea 2nd Time

Dad is gone.

On some trip.

Mom told me to pick up my room

I don't WANNA!

Harumph

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Sigh

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Dad. . . . come home. I miss you.

How to improve your relationship with a cat

Last night mom and I watched Sideways again. She gasped a couple times and said, "I forgot how racey parts of this movie can be--Dougal don't listen! Don't LOOK! No! DO NOT Look . . . oh you stupid cat. . . . ."

I played with the old shoelaces from Dad's tennis shoes and Tiger and I had a bit of a romp playing Ultimate Cat Nip. I practiced some new moves and I really got the chili pepper WAY up there!

Mom was reading a book about relationships and she said, (after I got her attention by sitting on the table and swatting at the book) . . . "How come nobody writes self-help books about how to deal with your relationships with cats? I could use some help trying to understand what the heck goes through your psychotic mind."

I just looked at her. Big big eyes . . . Puss in Boots Eyes.

"Yeah, keep it up . . . ." she muttered returning to her book.

The truth is . . .it's a secret. We don't WANT you to know how to relate to us. If you DID, then we wouldn't be mysterious and our universal power would be destroyed.

There it is.

That's the truth.

Dad's off to Korea

It has me very upset. She already knows, but I have to confess. I peed on the phone in the kitchen.

Mom threw it out.

And I peed on the stove. She cleaned it.

And I peed on the back door rug. She told me to KNOCK IT OFF!

I just . . . well I'm just a little discombobulated. I don't like Dad leaving. I never heard of Korea. I don't think they have food there. Dad will get hungry.

Mom told me to behave. She said we would read stories later . . . IF I'm good.

I hope she reads about Calvin and Hobbes. I like Hobbes.