Dad's off to Korea

It has me very upset. She already knows, but I have to confess. I peed on the phone in the kitchen.

Mom threw it out.

And I peed on the stove. She cleaned it.

And I peed on the back door rug. She told me to KNOCK IT OFF!

I just . . . well I'm just a little discombobulated. I don't like Dad leaving. I never heard of Korea. I don't think they have food there. Dad will get hungry.

Mom told me to behave. She said we would read stories later . . . IF I'm good.

I hope she reads about Calvin and Hobbes. I like Hobbes.