The only thing you have to fear is fear itself.

And bears.

And maybe bees.

And losing the can opener.

Yes, that's all you need to fear.

Oh--and getting locked out of the house--you can fear that too.

And rocking chairs--they squish my tail--I don't like those either.

But that's it. That's all there is to fear.

Well . . . maybe Zombies. I don't like zombies either.

But that's it.