A Pirate's Life for me

Them that falls behind gets left behind!

We watched Pirates of the Caribbean last night. Mom said Caribbean. Dad said Caribbean . . . I don't care which it is--it was fun.

I would make a great pirate. I've got the attitude, "Yar!"

And I have the smarts. You have to be smart to be a pirate. You've got to be tricky. I'm tricky. And clever. I'm clever.

I could have a pet monkey or parrot.

Man, pirates sound VERY cool.