Dear Dad,

I promise to eat.
I promise to drink.
I promise to get better.

Please don't worry about me.
I've just been feeling a bit out of sorts. It's this bald belly thing. It is such a bummer.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME BACK TO THE DOCTOR!
I don't know WHAT he'd shave next, and I don't WANT to know!!!!

Love love love
dougal