Monday, July 06, 2009

raison d etre

The reason I won't eat the tinned mice.

1. YOU are having smoked trout.
2. I get more attention when I appear finicky.
3. My tummy bothers me. When I lean down to eat out of the dish, my bare belly touches the cold floor. ICK!

The reason you need to love me more.
1. I am (cough cough) so delicate.
2. I am handsome.
3. I am dangerous!

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home