Movie Time

So mom and dad went to see Star Trek.
And there was this ship
And it was in space
And a bad guy went blam blam blam
And they blew up
And a baby was born
And he nearly drove off a cliff
And he hit on a girl
And he got hit
And he went to school
And . . . can I have some more popcorn please . . . thanks
And he kissed a GREEN GIRL! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
And he cheated
And they took the kids into space
And he got left behind
And he was sick
And he got on the ship
And the doctor gave him shots
And he yelled
And he got dumped
And he yelled again
And there was this icky beast
And I closed my eyes
And then there was an old Spock
And then there was a young Spock
And there was a fight
And Spock stepped down and the kid took control of the ship
And there was warp drive
And Scotty was there
And Chekov
And Sulu
And Ohura
And a red shirt
And the red shirt died
And there were physic anomalies
And there were explosions
And . .. . . gak . .. gak . . . chuf chuf chuf . . . sorry . . . popcorn stuck in my throat
Dude . .. . turn your cell phone off. We're watching a movie here!
And there were more explosions
And there were fights
And there were more explosions
And he hangs from a cliff again
And then he rescues the old guy
And then Spock meets Spock
There isn't a timeline paradox . . . huh . . . that's odd
And then there are gratuitious shots of the cast . . . all together.
And the music swells
And hey . . . I recognize THAT music.

Then it was time for fish at Kruse and Muir.
I love fish. and crab. and bread. and ice cream. . . . . .