I resolve!

Ah.
Monday.
First day of the week.
I shall start this week by being kinder to my brothers.
I will pick up after myself.
I will nap politely, rather than sprawling all over whomever is sitting on the couch and growling if they move.
I will guard the house with vigilence.
I will finish my homework on time and not complain a bit about extra credit.
I will eat my tinned mice happily and not complain that there are no sardines.
Monday's are the BEST because they are the start of a new week, a new me, a new . . . .

wait a minute . . .

It's TUESDAY?

I slept through Monday?

Well . . .forget all that, then.

You can't turn a new leaf on a Tuesday . . . Tuesdays are for sliding back on promises.