Watching the Olympics . . . .fascinating stuff.
I like the beach volleyball . . . all that sand is mesmerizing.

I like to watch the swimming--in a fascinated horror kind of way. I can understand why they go do fast--WHO would want to be in that creepy wet stuff?

I like the gymnastics . . . they're so pretty running and jumping and twisting and turning . . .

I like the commercials.

Except for the mud slinging presidential commercials. They suck.