Under the heading: "There's a sucker born every minute."

Pet Treadmills

Have a fat animal or a pampered show pet that's too good for the streets? Either way, there are a number of treadmills out there specifically designed for animals. For over $1000, there's the carbon steel-framed Jog A Dog, which comes in four options depending on your dog's size. For less than a grand, there's the aluminum-made Pawwws, which comes in two sizes and includes 3 manual incline options and an LCD screen that shows time, distance, speed, and calories. No matter the option, you'll be getting your dog off to a great fitness regimen without having to break a sweat yourself.