Play It Sam

Dear Mom,

I am sorry that I gacked.
I am sorry it was only 5:40 a.m. when I gacked.
I am sorry you hadn't had a cup of coffee yet.
I am sorry it was right next to you and projectiled onto your leg.
I am sorry it was all over the piano.

I love you.

Please play me my favorite song.
I promise not to eat ribbon ANY MORE!

Love love love
Dougal