It wasn't me!
Had to participate in a cat line up today.
Apparently someone (it wasn't me) . . . relieved themselves on the stove. On a burner. It it wasn't discovered until mom and dad were cooking last night.
Woooowheee! did it make a stink. (It wasn't me!)
Then mom and dad screamed and yelled and opened all the windows and coughed and gakked and tried to clean up the mess . . . and afterwards . . . it was time for the cat line up.
Mom lined us up. Was it you? I said no. She went to Chester, Was it you? He said no. She went to Tiger, Was it you? and he said, "I think it was Dougal." It wasn't me!
Pretty nasty. If this ever happens to you, just move out. Seriously. It was pretty bad.
Who knew that a little cat pee on a burner can make the house smell like the monkey hall at the zoo?
In any case, it wasn't me. Seriously. It wasn't.
Apparently someone (it wasn't me) . . . relieved themselves on the stove. On a burner. It it wasn't discovered until mom and dad were cooking last night.
Woooowheee! did it make a stink. (It wasn't me!)
Then mom and dad screamed and yelled and opened all the windows and coughed and gakked and tried to clean up the mess . . . and afterwards . . . it was time for the cat line up.
Mom lined us up. Was it you? I said no. She went to Chester, Was it you? He said no. She went to Tiger, Was it you? and he said, "I think it was Dougal." It wasn't me!
Pretty nasty. If this ever happens to you, just move out. Seriously. It was pretty bad.
Who knew that a little cat pee on a burner can make the house smell like the monkey hall at the zoo?
In any case, it wasn't me. Seriously. It wasn't.
posted by Kittenz at 8:28 PM
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