A polite cat should not be yelled at.

My mom says that I'm in the dog house and I don't know why! I was as POLITE as I could be. See here's what happened. I was sitting in a chair this morning. Just across from mom. It was morning coffee and newspaper time. And I felt this . . . gak attack.

So I TURNED my head! and spewed it out--AWAY from the table.

And she gets all in my face and says very sarcastically, "Gee thanks--just see if I invite you to breakfast again!"

She totally missed that I COULD have aimed at the newspaper.