Cats make the best pirates. YAR
Cats make the best pirates.
We naturally do not understand any possessives other than "mine."
We are sneaky and cunning and know how to laugh in the face of danger. (I was walking on the upstairs hall railing and singing yesterday!!!)
We are good at fighting--we are wily and cunning and fast as lightening!
When we appropriate things we hide them immediately. Under the couch, the rug, the buffet, the bed, the radio, the TV cabinet . . . we're good at hiding things.
Of course we love parrots.
Not so wild about the gold earrings, though. In our experience, you don't want to have jewelry on that catch and be torn out when you're in a good fight.
And of course we love Ponies. And since all pirates GET ponies to take with them on the ships, I think that is a natural conclusion that cats make the best pirates.
We naturally do not understand any possessives other than "mine."
We are sneaky and cunning and know how to laugh in the face of danger. (I was walking on the upstairs hall railing and singing yesterday!!!)
We are good at fighting--we are wily and cunning and fast as lightening!
When we appropriate things we hide them immediately. Under the couch, the rug, the buffet, the bed, the radio, the TV cabinet . . . we're good at hiding things.
Of course we love parrots.
Not so wild about the gold earrings, though. In our experience, you don't want to have jewelry on that catch and be torn out when you're in a good fight.
And of course we love Ponies. And since all pirates GET ponies to take with them on the ships, I think that is a natural conclusion that cats make the best pirates.
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