Tonight's Menu is Uninspired

no
nope
nada

no
no
no

I spurn that option.

you must be kidding

no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no

oh please

What would I like?

I'd like some yogurt.
Sardines
Ice cream

you know . . . the basic 3 food groups

Forget this crunchy cardboard and tinned mice stuff you've got around here. It is not appetizing at all. Which, I have realized you KNOW. Becuase you never eat it either!

So there!

Ha!