Oh sorry mom,

Didn't realize you would read this . ..

Well . . . I'm just not that into you, mom.

Me and Dad are pals.

Pretty sure you knew that already!

If Dad's not around, though, I'd be happy to pretend I love you--especially if there's sardines or yogurt involved.

I'm a cat

We're like that

Picky

And Fickle

And . . . well . . . very very lovable.

(Puss-n-boot Eyes)

See . . .

Get's you every time.

Now seriously. Go to work, so me and Dad can build snow forts and catch some ponies.