If you were given 1/2 a can of sardines.
a) do you ask, "Please sir, may I have some more?"
b) do you eat the sardines quickly so your brothers don't get them
c) do you share your sardines with your brothers who also only got 1/2 a can of sardines.
d) do you plant your sardines and hope to grow sardine trees


If you were given a pony.
a) do you ask for another pony to keep the first pony company.
b) do you have press photos taken of yourself riding the pony and try to get on TV
c) do you ask the pony to join your Socrates philosophy club
d) do you ask the pony if they have any sardines they'd be willing to spare?


If you were to meet a penguin
a) would you ask him to teach you how to fly.
b) would you check to see if he had a baby penguin hiding under his belly flubber?
c) would you invite him to tea and share your sardines.
d) would you get your photo taken with him, press release it and try to get on TV.


If you had a chance to be on TV
a) would you shout "Free Tibet"
b) would you put a plea in to save the Endangered Sardines
c) would you share your secret weight loss and fitness plan
d) would you demonstrate how to serve sardines to penguins, ponies and the Pope.

If you were a handsome black cat who's never BEEN on TV and who's bored bored bored during the day.
a) would you make phone calls to the President advising him to part his hair on the other side.
b) would you write incomprehensible plays about the angst of catness
c) would you take up expressionist art
d) would you write messages to the world, tie them to the legs of Robins and Squirrels and hope someone writes back . . . eventually . . . if you can get that tiny little note on that tiny little leg . . . . BE STILL!!!!!!