Where's this so called "Lake?"

Every morning Mom gets up and turns on the radio while she makes Dad's hot tea, her hot coffee and prepares lunches.

And every morning the radio says two things. There's Lake Effect Snow Advisorys out and the stock market is down.

Someone needs to go check out where this so called Lake is and have a talk with them.

And someone needs to tell the stock market to knock it off. They play happy dancing music when the stock market goes up and when the stock market goes down they play sad, dirge music . . . .

I want the happy cat dancing music!