blame game

OFficer
FOR the record
I had NOTHING to do with it.
I said it was a bad idea.
I said, she won't be happy
I said, this is no way to negotiate.

But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
They wouldn't listen to me.
And like what am I supposed to do?
Stop them?
Like I have that power?

Mom won't let me have a taser.
And I'm pretty sure the squeaky mouse wouldn't hurt anybody no matter HOW hard you throw it.

It was NOT me.
I had NOTHING to do with it.
I think ist was aliens.