Friendship

I have many millions of friends. Well thousands. That's because I am so handsome and witty and dashing. I can amaze my friends, do magic, walk on water, and hide straws.

Occassionally I write letters. I have written to Santa Claws, but he never wrote back. He just brought me cat nip and stuffed mice. He's a nice guy.

As you can see, however, I am a generous friend. I will share things. Sometimes.

And I like it when you give me gifts. That is the sign of a really good friend--when they give you things. I like sardines. You can get me sardines. Then you can be my friend.