Curiousity Leads Cat to Danger and Exploration!

NEWS ALERT
Cat endangers one or two lives on dangerous exploration of newly discovered gateway to the center of the Earth!
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What's this?
A little tight
Dark
Hard to spelunk quietly when things are moving under your paws.
The DANGER is thrilling!!
Risking life and limb

Dusty
Dusty bunnies
wiggle wiggle shift
So dark
I must be a mile inside by now
No one will ever find me

WHOA!!!
Turn off the lights!

Mom, don't! Leave me alone!
I'm exploring! I don't want to stop now!
I'm almost to the center of the Earth!

Mom doesn't listen.
She's so rude.


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NEWS ALERT FOLLOW UP
Mean Mom hauls cat out of the antique radio cabinet and tells him to explore the newspaper tents instead.
No news at 11. I intend to be napping.