Compulsion

Mom says I can go to the Ithaca Festival and submit a paper on how cats eating garbage bags is NOT the most effecient way to recycle.

I told her that she wasn't particularly funny.

I know not why I do, what I do.
I only know it must be done.

Mom has now taken to securing all garbage bags and plastic bags so there's nothing to chew on. She means well . . . but it makes life more difficult for an obsessive compulsive like myself.