Cat Rant

Yesterday was Fat Tuesday and NOBODY brought me punchki.

Yesterday was Mardi Gras and I got NO beads! Even though I was adorable and affectionate and oh so handsome.

Yesterday was Super Tuesday and NOBODY voted for me.

This is not fair. It isn't logical and I'm really really annoyed.

No sardines. No ponies. No penguins. No TV reporters. No newspaper coverage of my every move. No TMZ papparrazi photos of me sneaking a cat nap.

What does a cat have to do to get some attention around here?

. . . . . . I am in a grumbly bumbly mood today. Everyone stay OUT OF MY WAY today!

At least until I get my first four naps.