Order please

I am very hungry every morning and Mom says . . . "There's the dry cat food. Have fun"

What kind of place IS this? I think we should have better service than this.

I would like, grilled salmon with tinned mice on the side, garnished with a little itsy bit of hard boiled egg and just a wee bit of sardine sauce.

and for dessert, I would like blueberry pancakes with REAL maple syrup and whipped cream with a cherry on top.