Important life lesson

It is my experience that the more you try to control things, the more likely it is that something will go snap and bonk you in the face. I am sure that this is somehow related the physics of Karma.

For example: What goes around comes around.
If you bite someone in the butt . . . they will bite you in the butt too--any possible chase you down the stairs.

If you are sweet and loving and give 1,000 sandpaper kisses . . . you will get love back.

These are things all cats know.

We also know that sometimes you feel that biting someone in the butt is worth getting bitten back.

Cats are mysterious and unpredictable. That's just the way we are.